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Stolen from ng_nighthawk

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

(Try to post yours without looking at other comments first.)


Date: 2008-11-11 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Contempt of court.

Date: 2008-11-11 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Poorly-concealed condescension without a permit. Probably to someone who thought they were the authority figure in the situation.

Date: 2008-11-11 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Definitely disturbing the peace. It probably had something to do with a lecture on vehicular safety.

Date: 2008-11-11 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Threatening a flight attendant.

Date: 2008-11-12 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Nah, only disrespecting. It was the captain who was going to get threatened . . . if you can call landing on his ass with a broken jaw a threat.


Date: 2008-11-12 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Someone set fire to your Lego Millenium Falcon, uploaded bad porn to your 360 harddrive, and keyed your car. This would justify clocking his/her ass, and you'd have to be arrested for it.

Date: 2008-11-12 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
There was this skateboard, see...

Date: 2008-11-12 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Malfeasance? Misfeasance? Using your lawyerin' powers for evil, whichever one that is. (I mean, I'm sure the target will have deserved it, but they have to arrest you anyway.)

Date: 2008-11-12 09:45 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-11-12 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
When we finally outlaw trial lawyers, only trial lawyers will be outlaws.
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